CAPTAIN FUCKING AWSOME!!!

When i turned 21 i was so disappointed, its like for some reason i thought i would feel different. Like i would get some kick ass super power. “IT IS ME!!! CAPTAIN FUCKING AWSOME!!!…WATCH ME AS I DRINK DEEPLY FROM MY PLASTIC CUP!!!”. But no, all i got was the ability to flash my ID for something that makes me feel like a super hero. What seemed like the awsome idea of trying to hurdle 6 chairs, blindfolded….while the chairs are on fire isn’t really the smartest thing to do…unless your drunk, then it seems like Albert Einstein couldn’t think of a better idea. So your standing there, feeling good, just thinking that somehow your just gonna fucking fly over those chairs…without the gift of fucking sight, through fucking fire…and somehow make it to the other side unharmed. Ok, sounds simple enough…if your on crack! but anyways you take a couple steps back then go for it…you make it over the first 3 chairs…while the stupidest look of satisfaction and achievement on your face, well guess what, i think it was a little to soon to be celebrating because just about then you realize your too drunk and too stupid to actually pull it off and face plant into what feels like the burning pits of fucking hell, if anyone should get a super power when they turn 21 it should be being fireproof.

Human Nature

Is it right to hurt someone you love willingly? To teach them a lesson? Even though they’re sorry and mean it, it still isn’t enough…they have to suffer for what they did. Is it human nature or the need to hurt the person just for self gratification? Is it that some people think they deserve the right to put someone else through hell and to make them suffer just for the pleasure of it? I don’t know why this is but i know this, its apart of a flawed society with the less than noble acts of disdainfulness and ferocity. The need to subjugate and make others feel inferior is an act of arrogance that fills the need to be in control and fuels the high-handedness of the tormentor. Every person has been guilty of ignoble acts so id like to think its human nature, to put my mind at ease, to believe that its an automatic process, even though its thought-out…the need to feel superior is overwhelming in itself. Is it human nature or just some pitiful attempt for self gratification? Comment your opinion below.